He said
take your umbrella
but never take umbrage
or bear a grudge
or bare your soul;
never speak
until spoken to;
always take no
for an answer;
keep yourself
to yourself;
but don’t be yourself,
be someone else;
don’t do today
what you could’ve done
yesterday;
never speculate
other than
to accumulate;
and never ever
say never say never.
She said
whatever.
