Disclaimer

If you’ve been affected
by any issue
in this poem,
please send
a self addressed envelope
to yourself.

Consult a doctor
if you must
but don’t call us;
we won’t call you

because
having taken
legal advice
this poem
reserves its rights.

Any reference
to anything comprehensible
is entirely
unintentional

and all characters
are fictitious
including you
and us.